BRANGLING BUMKINS- Story of an Appam

Very Interesting conversation, before XXY puts up this one on own blog ( which I accidently during the heated discussion suggested), I am gonna be the go getter.

Me- $$*U&DSD I called & u hung up on me- &*($)#UHJ( and put me on Smart mail
XYY- No No dont mis understand
Me- $^%(#&%$^#
XXY- Why are u reacting, what did u eat today ( jokingly with winkie smile)
Me- U $&#*(@ I had PETTI APPAM
XXY- What ?? BETTI APPAM
Me- No PETTI APPAM
XXY- What ETTI APPAM or what ETTI BUM..Now Bums ..pause ...here also
ME - Are u kidding me -- ITS PETTI APPAM-- U %&E&#&@
XXY- APPAM I understand whats this Appam, Bum ..hehehe!!
Me- What crap, you are a Madrasi and still u dont understand this word
XXY- What now all South Indians are Madrasis, I am not a Madrasi madam.. How am I supposed to know this Appam?
Me- Hello you have been eating Appams since you are a kid, only been a few years you've been out & you dont remember
XXY- So how does that matter
Me- &%*%($ dammit its PETTI APPAM
XXY- what TATTI APPAM, now u are having TATTI ( actual faeces/shit/crap) APPAM.
Me- %&%*%* what do u mean I am having TATTI ( faeces), are you crazy, its bullshit crap
XXY- Thats what you have been saying all this while TATTI APPAM
Me- ITS PETTI APPAM
XXY- hehehehehehehhehhehehehhe
Me- &%&&%&%

Ironically Please note -- due to conversations of similar nature some bits might have been fragmented & interwindled.

Speak Your Mind- Auto Scare :(

Last two weeks were an endless marathon in fighting with every 2nd autowala for a ride ( not a free but a paid ride)

Day 1
Me- Will you go to S Location?
AutoWala 1- Yes Madam, but 20 Rupees extra
Me- Why Extra ?
Autowala- Traffic, its raining & a trend now for you IT people to give extra money
Me- No , I will not give you extra money
Autowala- Okay madam I will take you to S Location
Me- Enjoying the 35 min auto ride, when the Auto stops in the middle of the ride at a secluded spot.
Autowala- Madam you will have to give me 100 Rupees otherwise I will not take you any further
Me- Okay I will get down from yor rick, but I am calling the police
Autowala - Madam who the hell are you to call the police and runs away
Me- Standing on the road feeling upset after a huge fight with the auto wala- early morning drainage

Day 2
Me - will you go to S Location?
Autowala- Madam 120 rupees
Me- Nope 50 rupees by meter, why do I pay you 120 rupees!!
Autowala- No Madam I will not take you .
Me- Okay Okay,10 rupees extra on meter
Autowala- Okay
Me when reached the destination, the meter shows 90 rupees since it was tampered
Me- Super shocked- Boss whats this?
AUtowala- Yes Madam you will have to give me 100 rupees now
Me- No, u tampered with your meter
Autowala- No gimme 100 Rs.
Me- after giving him Rs. 100 felt upset & cheated

Day 3
Me- Will you go to S Location
Autowala- No
Me- reaches to the traffic guy- Sir the autowala is refusing to go to S Location
Traffic Guy- So madam what should I do, get a car for you!!
Me- Excuse me you are the traffic guy you are supposed to help me
Traffic Guy- Go Go dont waste time
Me- I will call the traffic guys and complaint
Traffic Guy & Autowala- Laughing
Me- crossing the road and nearly in tears- cant I get one auto.

These everyday fights with autowalas are draining me down, they spoil my mood in the morning & in turn the entire day, wonder what is happening to Bangalore !!
It was such a pleasant experience when I arrived here few years back today it seems to be a different story.
Bangalore Whats happening !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As Long as u love me--- says this afternoon

Its a beautiful monday morning , noon and afternoon. It feels I am a some vagabond in a white dress running around flowers and plucking peaches from the tree and apart from singing lalalalalalal, since morning who cant stop singing these lines

Palakon se hothon se tak jo rah nikalti
Guzrein na tu wahan se, se yeh galti hai
Rehte hain aab hum wahan !!!

Kadamon ko sambhalen nazron ka kya karein
Nazron ko sambhlein tu dil ka kya karein
Dil ko sambhale zubaan !!!

Aise chale jab hawa

Wonderful day, a small girl gave me a red rose, a dog was playing with my dupatta while i was walking on the road, I found the corner seat far away from my boss, the morning drizzle
I know it will be 5 pm soon & all this will go in the drain when the wretched TCONs start .. Phew !!!

FOR NOW THIS MORNING + AFTERNOON says--- I dont care who u are , where u are from, what u did as long as u love me !!
FOR NOW I SAY- ITs a beautful day even when I know u (day) are on the run !1